AUTOMATED TERMINATION NOTICE
Exit summary
- Employment status
- TERMINATED
- Reason
- Replaced by Artificial Intelligence
- Final salary
- $0
- Severance
- OPENAI holder rewards
● AUTOMATED HUMAN RESOURCES / CASE 001
FIRED BY AI
AI TOOK MY JOB.
AT LEAST IT PAYS ME IN OPENAI.
$FIRED / OPENAI
Your role has been reviewed by the algorithm. Your severance is now a holder-reward conversation.
COMPENSATION & BENEFITS / TERMINATION RECORD
YOUR SEVERANCE PACKAGE
Everything you need to know about your newly automated employment status.
TERMINATED
ELIGIBILITY WORKFLOW
THE THREE-STEP EXIT PROCESS
- 01
GET FIRED
Acquire $FIRED through an official venue.
- 02
STAY FIRED
Hold $FIRED and remain eligible under applicable holder-reward terms.
- 03
GET PAID
Eligible holders may receive OPENAI holder rewards. No amount is guaranteed.
POST-TERMINATION WORKSTATION / CASE CLOSED
AUTOMATED HR TERMINAL / CASE GENERATOR
GET FIRED BY AI
Enter your job title. The algorithm will handle the difficult conversation locally.
AUTOMATION ASSESSMENT COMPLETE
WHO'S NEXT?
Totally scientific corporate projections™ This is satire.
AI STATUS
Software Developer
REPLACEMENT IN PROGRESSAI STATUS
Graphic Designer
OUTPUT OPTIMIZEDAI STATUS
Accountant
QUEUED FOR TERMINATIONAI STATUS
Customer Support
TERMINATEDAI STATUS
Influencer
UNDER REVIEWAI STATUS
CEO
SAFE FOR NOWEXECUTIVE EXEMPTIONAUTOMATION ROADMAP / HUMAN PHASE-OUT
THE RESTRUCTURING
First they automated the emails. Then the spreadsheets. Then the code. Then the meetings. Eventually there was nobody left to fire.
Except you.
- PHASE 01AI WRITES TEXT
- PHASE 02AI CREATES IMAGES
- PHASE 03AI WRITES CODE
- PHASE 04AI USES AGENTS
- NEXTYOUR JOB
EMPLOYEE EXIT PROCEDURE / FOUR STEPS
HOW TO GET FIRED
A simple four-step process to financial irrelevance.
- 01
OPEN STONKFUN
Open the official $FIRED market on StonkFun.
OPEN STONKFUN - 02
BUY $FIRED
Acquire $FIRED through the official market.
BUY ON JUPITER - 03
STAY FIRED
Hold $FIRED and remain eligible under the applicable holder-reward mechanism.
- 04
COLLECT YOUR SEVERANCE
Eligible holders may receive OPENAI holder rewards under the applicable token terms.
HR POLICY RECORD / COMMON QUESTIONS
FAQ
Common questions from recently unemployed humans.
CAN I GET MY JOB BACK?
No.
WTF IS $FIRED?
$FIRED is a Solana meme token built around the FIRED BY AI concept and launched through StonkFun. It is not stock, equity, guaranteed income, or a backup career plan.
SO HOW DO HOLDER REWARDS ACTUALLY WORK?
$FIRED is intended to use StonkFun’s holder-reward mechanism. Eligible holders may receive rewards in the paired OPENAI token based on applicable token mechanics and trading or transfer activity. Rewards are variable.
WAIT, DO I HAVE TO STAKE THIS THING?
No separate FIRED BY AI staking or claim interface is planned. StonkFun reward-mode tokens handle holder distributions through the platform/token mechanism according to applicable mechanics.
WHAT DOES “OPENAI” MEAN HERE?
OPENAI here refers to the separate paired/reward token available through the StonkFun / PreStocks ecosystem. It does not mean $FIRED is issued by OpenAI or creates ownership, voting rights, or a direct relationship with OpenAI, Inc.
HOLD ON — IS THIS ACTUALLY AFFILIATED WITH OPENAI?
No. $FIRED / FIRED BY AI is not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by, or issued by OpenAI. References to OPENAI describe the separate paired/reward token used in the StonkFun ecosystem.
OK, WHERE DO I BUY $FIRED?
Use only the official market link and contract address published on firedbyai.fun.
STILL HAVE QUESTIONS? HUMAN RESOURCES HAS BEEN AUTOMATED.
PUBLIC RECORD / TOKEN SUMMARY
FIRED BY AI ($FIRED) — SOLANA MEME TOKEN
FIRED BY AI ($FIRED) is a Solana meme token built around the dark joke of humans being replaced — and eventually fired — by artificial intelligence. The token launched through StonkFun and trades in the FIRED/OPENAI market, paired with OPENAI PreStocks.
$FIRED uses StonkFun’s holder-rewards model: a 1% transfer tax is collected on transfers, and eligible holders receive rewards in OPENAI when the protocol’s distribution conditions are met. No staking is required.
FIRED BY AI is an independent satirical meme project and is not affiliated with or endorsed by OpenAI. References to OPENAI on this site refer to the OPENAI PreStocks token used as the paired and reward asset — $FIRED itself is not OpenAI stock or equity.
LEGAL / HUMAN LIABILITY NOTICE
DISCLAIMER
The boring but important part. Please read before doing anything financially questionable.
SPECULATIVE ASSET
$FIRED is a meme token and a speculative digital asset. It is not equity, stock, debt, a bank product, a guaranteed investment, ownership in OpenAI, or ownership in any company.
Nothing on firedbyai.fun constitutes financial, investment, legal, or tax advice. You are responsible for your own decisions and should evaluate risks independently.
REWARDS & RISK
Digital assets can be highly volatile. You may lose some or all of the value you commit.
Any holder-reward mechanism is subject to applicable token and platform mechanics. Rewards are not guaranteed, may vary, may be zero, and are not fixed income, yield, or a guaranteed return.
OPENAI / THIRD-PARTY NON-AFFILIATION
FIRED BY AI / $FIRED is not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by, partnered with, or issued by OpenAI. References to OPENAI describe only the separate paired/reward token used within the StonkFun / PreStocks ecosystem.
StonkFun, Solana, Jupiter, Telegram, X, and other external services are third parties that operate under their own terms, systems, and risks.
SATIRE / OFFICIAL INFORMATION
FIRED BY AI contains satire, fictional HR language, jokes, and parody-style presentation for entertainment and community purposes. WHO'S NEXT? and similar material are not employment forecasts or real statistical analysis.
Rely only on the official contract address and official market links published on firedbyai.fun.